The ability to count to potato

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!