The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power to fly in space

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!