- Pointless Super Powers

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to not finish your....

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

to be shitty

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

the ability to wake up on an elephant

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to eat socks

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to turn int water when your in water.

the power to not finish your

The power to encounter an internal server error

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.