The power to hold your breath when you die

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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Power to not have any power.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!