- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to touch MC Hammer

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

anything Aquaman does

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to write comic books

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

Pointless Super Powers