the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!