the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to not see anything

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to see via toe nails

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to get fat in America

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!