The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power to sit

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to misspell

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!