The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!