The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to smell whore

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

to zap people but only yourself

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

The power to see oxygen.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to be powerless

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to only see glass.

anything Aquaman does

The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!