the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

power to breath fire but only through your nose

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

Power to freeze ice.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

blindness

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

the power to jump like a black guy.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!