the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to take a crap.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!