the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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the power to read your own mind

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!