The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to take a crap.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!