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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album
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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.
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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.
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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.
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The power to microwave bread
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Power to make it rain sideways.
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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses
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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.
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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.
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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month
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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet
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The power to inhale coins without dying.
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The power to be normal and average
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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The power of having two left hands.
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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?
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The power to take a crap.
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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.
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the power to ejaculate lava.
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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am
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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.
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I'm a giant di
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The power to be normal and average
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!