The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to time travel to the present

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!