- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to be blind

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to see the past.

the power to make glass clear

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

the power to get wider by eating junk food

Pointless Super Powers