The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to jump

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!