- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

The power to obey gravity

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to police irony

The power to be an idiot.

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

The power to see forever

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The ability to yell through your nose

The power to control weather on Mars

The ability to spit mouthwash

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

Pointless Super Powers