The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to die when you get old

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The Power to Power

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!