The ability to jump

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!