A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!