The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!