The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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cry acid tears

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to breathe

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!