The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to microwave bread

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blindness

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to count to potato

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power of bad luck

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!