The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to take a crap.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!