The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to look TV

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!