The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!