- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly when in something flying

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

to spelle caretly

The power to divide by 0

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

the ability to blow yourself

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

Pointless Super Powers