The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power drown in water

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!