- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to wish you had a power

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

the power to herd cats

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to think your dreams are real.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

Feeling people's depression.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to smile uncontrollably.

Pointless Super Powers