The power of bad luck

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The power to be blind

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!