- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The ability to police irony

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power of attracting fired bullets

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

the power to randomly die at any moment

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

the power to eat bread

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to get arrested

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Pointless Super Powers