The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to misspell

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to like any show

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!