The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to never come into existence

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!