The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the power to fart mace

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!