- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not get shit dick

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

Every time you clap some one dies

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

Pointless Super Powers