The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to poop standing up

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!