The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The ability to make your heart teleport.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to not exercise.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

The power to be blind

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to fart rainbows

the power to talk to your elbow

The power to turn cake into pie

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!