the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to see the present

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!