Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!