the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to commit suicide.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!