The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to become powerless

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!