The power of self mind control

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!