the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to sit

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!