The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!