The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to never get drunk

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!