The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power of women's rights.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!