- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to ignore useful information

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to only see glass.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

The power to die

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to write comic books

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers