- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

ability to run very fast forever

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to poop standing up

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to not have any power at all

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the power to control nothing

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to break bones at will.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

open up pickles glass

The power to make dead batteries appear.

Pointless Super Powers