- Pointless Super Powers

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to get arrested

the power to write comic books

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to die from darting too hard

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to never come into existence

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

the ability to see through air

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!