- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to move through light at the speed of time

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

The power to not get shit d*ck

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

Pointless Super Powers