The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!