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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.
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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes
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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.
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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind
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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.
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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)
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open up pickles glass
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The ability to lift things up and put them down.
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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.
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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.
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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex
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the power to inhale and exhale air
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater
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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past
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The power to ignore useful information
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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.
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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year
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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,
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The power to die
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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.
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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public
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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!