The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!