The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to be superman with no power's

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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the power to do nothing

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to ignore useful information

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!