the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!