- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

the power die if you think.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

the power to not finish your

The power to look through glass.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

Pointless Super Powers