The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!