The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to ignore useful information

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!