- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

Pointless Super Powers