The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to control nothing

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!