- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

the power to inhale and exhale air

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to ignore useful information

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to die

the power to write comic books

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

Pointless Super Powers