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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.
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The power to transform into a homeless person.
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To write a pointless power on paper to use.
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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes
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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.
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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.
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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked
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The power to make dead batteries appear.
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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....
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The ability to control dairy products
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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast
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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..
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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.
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to zap people but only yourself
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The power to fall asleep each time you
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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video
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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.
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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.
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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex
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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers
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The power to fly, but only in microgravity.
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The power to ignore useful information
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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.
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the power to randomly die at any moment
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!