The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!