The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The ability to jump

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Aweonao

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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to poop a penny every year

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Ladder hands.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!