The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to start time.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power of learning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!