- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

the power to herd cats

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

the power to shoot superman

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The power to make food slightly smaller.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

Pointless Super Powers