- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to control weather on Mars

The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

open up pickles glass

The power to glow... in the dark...

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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Pointless Super Powers