The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to see the past.

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!