The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to control weather on Mars

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open up pickles glass

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to see forever

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to police irony

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power of night-blindness.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!