The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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Liam Brudenell

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!