The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to pick something up and stay the same.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

The power to be a human

The power to hurt the people you love

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!