The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!