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The power to die
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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.
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the power to jump, but only on any surface
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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.
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the power to write comic books
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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.
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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle
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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love
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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter
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To have the ability to piss off the police
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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.
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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you
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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.
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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.
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The power to summon fire with the use of a match
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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.
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the power to shape shift to yourself
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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders
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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.
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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.
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the power to smell like ham
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power to fly when your underwater
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The power to talk without a tongue
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The ability to see into the present.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!