- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to never come into existence

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

the power to eat when your hungry

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to block your own powers

The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

the ability to command watermelons

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to be blind

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to read your own mind

Pointless Super Powers