The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to not finish your....

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!