- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to smell through your arse.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

Power to sleep without eyelids

open up pickles glass

the power to randomly die at any moment

The ability to control dairy products

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to sneeze whenever you want

Invisible handwriting.

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

The power of being negative all the time.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

Pointless Super Powers