- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to never come into existence

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

Pointless Super Powers