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The power to look at Sun.
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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.
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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.
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the power to refreeze frozen ice
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The power to burn the sun.
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The power of making your tits smaller
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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies
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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter
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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them
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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.
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Having taste buds in your anus.
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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.
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The power to only be obesely fat.
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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever
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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.
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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.
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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds
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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders
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the ability to spin gold into straw
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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The power to talk without a tongue
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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!
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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.
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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!