The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!