the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the power to write comic books

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to poo.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!