The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!