el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to turn food into shit

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!