- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to predict the present

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to talk without a tongue

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

Pointless Super Powers