Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to shoot superman

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power of not knowing the future

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!