- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to see the past.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to be blind

The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

Pointless Super Powers