The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the power to turn O2 into CO2

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power to fart out of your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to obey gravity

thumb_up thumb_down -25

the power to get drunk you are needed

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to do nothing with your life.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

The power to resurrect dead insects

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

the power to shape shift to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to be a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -35

The power to lick your own balls!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

thumb_up thumb_down -41

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!