The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to see air

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to be alone

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!