The power to have a V8

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!