- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to pee any color

The power to fly when in something flying

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to poop but only in bushes.

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to imagine a new colour

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

Pointless Super Powers