The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to get sick

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to die at will.

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The power to like any show

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to have a V8

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!