- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power to waste money

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to have an ability.

The power to shit for 5 days

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to divide by 0

The power to grow plants, only using your mind

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

he power to make mistakes

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

Pointless Super Powers