The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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the power to get really mad.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to commit suicide.

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captain obvious

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!