The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to see air

Power to instantly turn drunk

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

power to age faster

the power to time travel to the present

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!