The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!