The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to turn into random objects

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!