The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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power to have no power at all

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to look at Sun.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!