The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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the power to eat with your butt

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the power to hovertate

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be blind

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!