- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Nope. Just nope.

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to smell colors

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to get married

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to break a Nokia

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

Pointless Super Powers