the super power of being a housewife..

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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the ability to talk to humans

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the power to make glass clear

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power of learning

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!