The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!