The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to see air

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

power to age faster

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!