The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to breathe

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the power to write comic books

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!