The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!